The Men Rules: A Woman’s Instant Guide to the Mindset of Men [Part 1]

The following are a set of rules. These rules does speak for the majority of the male population (men who don’t think so are welcome to comment). Whoever wrote this is brilliant. It is periodically splashed across the internet but I can’t seem to pinpoint to the original author (though I would readily acknowledge his work and his brilliance).

Women who are seeking to know men better would find theses rules helpful. Women who chose to ignore these rules do so at their own risk. All rules are numbered as #1, so I presume they are of equal importance.

1. Breasts are for looking at and that’s why we do it. Don’t try to change that.

[This is the first on the list, so it must be the most important rule. Only a fraction of men will admit to this. Those who do are the real men. Those who don’t are liars, are afraid to admit it and try to act “holier than thou”. Ladies, stay away from these men.]

1.  Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

[Folks, don’t be surprise how much of an issue this could be…]

1. Saturday = sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of tides. Let it be.

[This is a favorite. Sports is rather sacred to men. Of course, this doesn’t apply to fags.]

1. Shopping is NOTa sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

[This is consistent with the above rule. And for men who suffer from self-esteem problems, who need to modify their car to impress girls cos they don’t have the self confidence or the looks, modifying your car is NOT a sport either, you loser.]

1. Crying is blackmail.

[This one speaks for itself.]

More rules to come…

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3 thoughts on “The Men Rules: A Woman’s Instant Guide to the Mindset of Men [Part 1]

  1. Men have a zone that women should respect, and the same is true for women. This zone does not include being their mother because it will only frustrate them. The toilet seat can be excused, but just not every time a woman enters the bathroom! Lets take it a step beyond a man forgetting,but navigating from a woman’s point of view. Women are not conditioned to look behind them when using the bathroom therefore sitting without the seat being placed down will results in a splash and the experience it is not happy hour at TGIF for a woman!

  2. I’m in agreement on the toilet seat, until I fall in and then it’s game-over. But what about the toilet lid? Who keeps putting it down?! Even in women’s public bathrooms. WTF?! Now we both have to touch it.

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