Boyfriend Vending Machine

Welcome to Year 2008! Introducing the BOYFRIEND VENDING MACHINE – the latest and greatest invention of the century, specially for the ladies…

Ladies, simply follow our easy FIVE-STEP procedure to create your perfect dream boyfriend!

STEP ONE – Basic Information:

a) Select Gender (Yes, recognizing the personal needs of our female customers, we do make “girlfriends” too.)

b) Select Age (due to legal issues, we regret that we cannot make boyfriends younger than the age of 18.)

c) Nationality (you name it – we can make it happen.)

d) Date of Birth (You can choose whichever date you prefer for his birthday. However, due to extreme high demand, surcharges apply to popular dates like Valentine’s Day, New Year’s Day, and Christmas.)

STEP TWO – Physical Appearance:

a) Select Sizes (The size of each body part can be accustomed precisely to satisfy your personal needs and preferences. )

b) Select Colors (All body parts come in a wide spectrum of color choices. Showcase your personal taste and individuality.)

STEP THREE – Personality Traits and Desirable Behaviors:

Now you can have a boyfriend who is affectionate at all time (even when you don’t want sex). He gives warm, loving hugs and sweet kisses whenever you want one. Thanks to our built in alarm function that allows you to set the time and frequency you want a hug or a kiss (or both).

Have other needs or preferences? Don’t worry. Your satisfaction and happiness are our top priorities. With more than 1000 personality traits and behaviors to choose from, we are certain that we can make your dream boyfriend a reality!

And yes, we can even make a boyfriend who cooks! Right now, you can only choose from Chinese, Japanese, Western, and Italian cuisines. We are working on providing you with more menu choices from other countries.

STEP FOUR – Payment Options

We accept all major credit cards and cash.

STEP FIVE – Enjoy your newly created, “fresh-fr0m-the-oven,” and perfect boyfriend.

All products come with a 30-day no-questions-asked money back guarantee. 🙂

IMPORTANT NOTICE: All of our products are strictly sold to FEMALE customers only.

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